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Thursday, 14 July 2011

Roommate Ku Yang Kuat Membute... = ="

Day by day..aQ mkin xthan ngn si antu stokin niey..
waktu mlm mmg la mlm an???tpi mslhnyer wktu siang x muncul2...
asal dye tdo jew,aQ ngn roommate yg len kne ikut syarat2 nie:

1) jgn wt bsing..(no whisper2 too lorh!)
2) jgn ktawe kuat..(korg xtaw klo time aQ tdow dia ktawe cmne)
3) jgn gegarkn ktil.. (time dia xpew lak)
4) klo dgr lgu,kne wt mood mute.. 
5) xleyh lempar bom nagashima mrate2.. 
Klo aQ or mngse2 si antu stokin niey lnggar praturan niey..
HaBiS laRh kne sembur cm febreez (tp bau arOmA stokin yg mnusuk kidney and also cell2 yg b'knaan..larhh)

aQ rase kowang gerenti plik...coz dduk dalam blik dgn alam yg sentiasa mlm....
no more siang,maen n bgurau....bborak pon haram nk buat...
APE PON X BOLEHHH~!!!!

Moral of the story...jgn cri roommate yg adr sifat2 cm antu stokin niey..
Hisy..lme2,leyh b'gegar medula oblongata aQ..
Cell2 yg adr..lintang pukang g cri body laen..
Muscle2...ape lg,msuk acare lari bsuh stokin b'gnti2 larhhh.....



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Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Saka stokin kat dlm auditorium KPJ college..

Sparuh gler towl klo igt sal peristiwa niey..
One day..dlm audi,aku ngah syok lyan sbjek "Anatomi and Physiologi"..
Tetibe...adr 1 bau yg amat mnusuk kalbu and also mnggeletek brain aku yg sparuh gler
mnghafal part of bodies..
Aku pon investigate ar punce bau tuh..
Psing kiri,herm..xde bau pape pon..
Ble aku psing knan,isk3..
Aku tgk this "Young nnek" bkak ksut dia..
Omak aih..kecut mte aku!!
Then,aku gtaw mmber yg sme2 ske mngumpat nnek tuh..
Ktawe xigt dnia diorg..
Waeyo sume niey jd kat aku???
Ouh tidakkkk!!!
Mmg dahsyatt... >o<